poopflow:

you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid

(via pornstarwars)

vagiants:

emmdab:

vagiants:

If Emma Watson can rip her skin off to reveal a sexy Colombian woman than why can’t i?

She can’t, that was fake

Oh my god

(via cumnog)

telapathetic:

people who  needlessly start drama

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(Source: telapathetic, via guy)