unconflated:

life goals: become so hot people make fan blogs about me. 

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8ot:

my life is just one big ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(Source: pmmmprincess, via lil-kitty-in-a-big-city)

dicksplit:

"I’m full, do you want my dessert"

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(via castiel-angel-of-the-lord)

spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

(via hotboyproblems)

paprika:

this was definitely my fav scene from tfios

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(Source: paprika, via okaymad)

overaaalls:

when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings

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(via tyrelonmelon)